hmm... nth much's on todae ... as usual.. =/ LOl... anw miraculously i din fell asleep todae... esp during my humanities lessons.. phew~... anw nth much liao... if im not blogging... mite be mugging for my EOY ... =D
~tak cares`
[3 more days till sir clement ORD... haix ... will miss his leadership... T.T]
hmm.. jus wanna share a story here shared by my uncle ytd =D
one day god created cow :
GOD: listen here, all u nd to do is to work for the farmer on earth and produce milk for the ppl to consume too. i'd giv u a life span of 40years
COW: hmm... if my life's so hard, why dun i giv bak to u my lifespan of 30years. so i'd have a lifespan of 10 years.
GOD: oh. ok den =D off u go ~
the next day, god created dog:
GOD: listen here, all u nd to do is to sit around and do nothing, jus bark at whatever which u feel dat u are uncomfortable to be with. i'd give u a lifespan of 30years.
DOG: hmm... if my life's so boring, why dun i giv bak to u my lifespan of 20 years, so i'd hav a lifespan of 10 years.
GOD: oh. ok den =D off u go ~
the next day, god created monkey:
GOD: listen here, all u nd to do is to go around and entertain ppl, making funny faces. i'd giv u a lifespan of 30 years.
MONKEY: hmm... if my life's motive is to entertain, why dun i giv bak to u my lifespan of 10 years, so i'd have a lifespan of 10 years.
GOD: oh ok den off u go ~
the next day, god created human:
GOD: listen here, all u nd to do is to eat, sleep, plae. i'd giv u a lifespan of 20 years.
HUMAN: hmm.. if my life's DAT good, why cant i hav a longer life?
GOD: well.. i've got the lifespan of cow, dog and the monkey's . do u wan all of 'em?
HUMAN: hmm... ok den =DD
GOD: ok ... off u go~
and dats y humans oni eat, sleep and plae in their first 20 years, work like a cow when they are 21 years- 50 of age, sit ard and jus "bark" at what dey seemed to be uncomfortable wif as they retire at the age of 51 to 70 years of age and jus make funny faces to plae wif their kids or grandchildren during their last 10 years of life. =D long story ~
